Concert tonight

Band concert tonight. I don't mean to sound conceited or anything, but they really can't start without me. It's not because the band absolutely HAS to have a bassoon. We have another bassoonist, even if bassoons WERE indispensable. We could possibly even start without the director, because we have an assistant director (FSM forbid anything happen to our director, though. We're all very fond of him). It's not because I am the chairperson of the Band Board of Directors. It's because.......


I drive the truck.